I Nickname the Puzzle and Dragons Godfest Exclusives

There is nothing about this post. Just read and cringe as you read through my incomptetence.

I am going to nickname or describe the PAD Godfest Exclusives based on my opinion on them.
NOTE: For the most part, this is about their visuals, but sometimes their Awakenings and skills too.
NOTE 2: This includes all GFEs, including GFEs prior to the Gacha rate update.

FIRE ATTRIBUTE MONSTERS

ROdin: When the Chinese Knockoff is better than the original
Urd: Angry Librarian
Gadius: More like Gone-out-of-the-meta-dius
Tsubaki: Ultimate Dragon Killer OR Tsubuffi
Baldin: Balding Dragon
Dantalion: LUL
Cthugha: I don't know how to consistently spell this name
RNey: Dragon Screamer
Takamimusubi: Easier to say than Kamimimusubi
RCotton: GET EM DRALL
Macha: Knock-off Disney princess
Madoo: Great Witch of the Animated Missile Breasts
Ronia: Mega-Shafted Sonia

WATER ATTRIBUTE MONSTERS

Blonia: Chinese Knock-off Gronia

Skuld: Scalding hot girl
Sumire: Got shafted by getting an Assist evo
Ryune: Rows are boring
Scheat: OH SCHEAT IT'S SCHEAT
Sherias: Yellow Eyes Blue Dragon
Blodin: When the Chinese Knockoff is better than the original 2: Electric Boogaloo
Sitri: LUL
Amenominakanushi: Confusing name, confusing gender
BNey: No stop the voice is terrible
BCotton: GOBBLE THEM UP MEGA
Nemain: Who the frik
Reeche: Reeche for the Damage Absorb skill tonight

WOOD ATTRIBUTE MONSTERS

Verdandi: Just a green Urd
Kaede: Best girl in green
Sylvie: Rows are boring 2
Australis: Australia?
Balboa: Baldin but green and inherited
Ronove: Poor man's rainbow leader
Fujin: Genderbending???
GNey: Shafted in Japan with no RCV awakening
Zela: Great Witch of the Waifu Witches
Gronia: The best Sonia
Odin: When your red, blue and dragon brothers are better than you

LIGHT ATTRIBUTE MONSTERS

LKali: Where are her arms???
Ilm: Furry waifu
Kanna: When your event-exclusive version is better than you
Saria: The Ilm sub I wish I had
Fenrir Viz: Jammers LUL
Sherias Roots: Rainbow Leaders Rise Up
Paimon: Male or female???
Aten: HAPPY BOYE
Raijin: There are better options
Yog-Sothoth: one of my white whales
LNey: Why's this art look gross to me
Cotton: Better Eevee than Ney
LCotton: Just Base Cotton but stronger
Saline: Salt water
Valkyrie CIEL: That's a nice hat you got there
Athena NON: NON to the TPAs, where are my killers
Zeus GIGA: Zeus Verse but worse
LMeta: Shafted with Assist Evo 2

DARK ATTRIBUTE MONSTERS

DKali: Rainbow Meta goddess
Typhon: A girl is better than him
Zuoh: Frikkin furry
Satsuki: What the frik happened to you
Eschamali: she protecc, she attac, but most importantly, she hav big rac
Fenrir: Jammers LUL
Grem: Took the L with her Mega Awoken evo
Ney: Eevee but as a dragon
DNey: I WON'T GIVE UP
Kamimimusubi: Mimimimimimimimimimimimimochionherbreatsmimimimimi
DCotton: Cuter FUA than Planar
Morrigu: Who?
Veroah: Row combo leaders :thinking:
DMeta: 3p Dragon Rush Tsubaki meme team dream